February 2, 2004* Memory was something that you lost with age
* An application was for emploment
* A program was a TV show
* A cursor used profanity
* A keyboard was a piano!
* A web was a spider's home
* A CD was a bank account
* A hard drive was a long trip on the road
* A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
* AND if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
....you just hoped nobody found out!!